I don't have long lanky model legs, probably because nothing about me is long or lanky or modely. I have short legs. I have muscular calves (seriously they are hard as rocks. But try finding sexy boots that go over them!). I have muscular thighs from years of swimming. And then I have squishy inner thighs. But for some reason I seriously love my legs. They get me where I need to go, they are shaped from thousands of hours spent in a pool working them out, and they have helped me run in a "marathon". I love them despite my knee injury (torn ACL, torn meniscus and torn cartilage, but I can't afford surgery), I love them despite the scars and bruises from my clumsiness and my tearing arches in my feet. I love them tan from a Florida summer, and white from the Northern Californa winter.
So. This is why I hate pants. And I think you should too. Ladies, lets show our legs! Long, skinny, short, chubby, squishy, muscular, pale, brown, bruised, lets show them off! Legs are HOT HOT HOT. They are always in season. They never get old.
Pants suck because:
-muffin top. worst thing ever. skinny people get it too. and if you are trying to avoid it then you end up doing the awkward pull-up-and-spread-your-legs move and thats just hard to do incognito.
-if you sit criss cross (indian style) then they tear in the crotch after a while.
-they take up the most room when you do laundry
-cameltoe (sorry but true)
-they are always too long for me
-you cant do things like the splits or a proper cartwheel in them.
-if its hot, then they suck even more!
-ever walk in wet jeans? enough said.
-butt cleavage
-panty lines
Everything else is better because:
(dresses)
-full outfit in one!
-hello girlyness!
-so many dresses for different body types
-can dress up or down
-etc etc etc
(skirts)
-a long flowy skirt brings out the protesting hippie me
-a black pencil skirt brings out the sexy secretary
-a mini is just hot, its like pant's hotter cooler sister
-a full skirt twirls and who doesnt WANT to be twirled on the dance floor? or in an airport?
(tights)
-i think our 4 yr old self knew best when she put on her tights.
-full range of motion!
-black, grey, blue, fishnet (im still iffy on these)...but point is they are all different!!
-allows you to wear a skirt or dress with no fear of leg rash! (when your inner thighs rub together when you walk for days like at a theme park)
-can make a mini skirt less scandelous!
-you dont have to shave! (but dont have to wear pants!)
(leggings)
-thicker version of tights+just a long shirt or long cardigan and its the worlds cutest and comfiest outfit
-everyones butt looks good in leggings
